Ah back at it.

Have a confession to make.  Not as nice as people think but cross me and all hell will break loose.

Had someone who called herself a friend.  I wasn't all that thrilled with her 'friendship' but felt sorry for her so I stuck it out.  Then she got weird, starting obsessing about something that wasn't obsessible.  She called the house, back when we had a land line and I never answered the phone because it was never for me.  Basement full of boys, playing video games, and she calls, they answer come upstairs to get me.  Conversation ends we hang up.  She calls again and again and again and the last time she calls she's told by some boy that I'm not there and, I think, she said he said she had the wrong number. 

So she brings it up to me.  I explain that I don't answer the phone so maybe one of the sons' friends got tired of answering the phone.  I apologized for it happening.  She brings it up again at another time when we were together in person.  I explain again and apologize and no sooner are the words out of my mouth, she brings it up again, saying I'm only making excuses because I don't want the sons to get in trouble.  Trouble with who (or is it whom?)?  The telephone police?  She knew I wasn't a phone person.  Hate talking on the phone and she calls me 5 times in an hour.

Moving on.  Then she gets a bee in her bonnet about something that never happened, dragging my husband into it and brought up the phone thing again coming right out and calling me a liar.  I may be many things but I DO NOT LIE.  Well that did it.  Then I get an email from someone I don't know asking me about nutjob.  I simply told them that she misremembers things, swears they are true and gets mad at you for what she misremembered.  Stranger says, yes she does that to me to and that was the last I heard of it.

Nutjob got worse.  Decided she was a life coach, she who desperately needed one and was offering her services on an email list.  I put out a word of warning and well.... nutjob went nuts.  She ranted in a long comment on this blog about things that had nothing to do with anything bringing up the phone and the thing about my husband again.  I only got that far, deleted the comment and blocked her.

BUT I WAS MAD.

I have gotten my revenge.  Slowly.  She had herself spread all over the internet and when I find a blog or a face book or a whatever, I read what she writes till her craziness starts again and she brings me up so I comment, always nicely, and she blocks me.  The latest is that she has a flicker account and I complimented her on a picture.  Something she made in Second Life with her supposedly all sexy and beautiful.  So what does she do?  She starts signing me up for all kind of email publications actually naming me in one as pigfacedgranny.  I love pigs.  Think they are adorable so am more amused than anything,  I sent her an email thanking her for it and the email publications and am waiting for her response.

Why am I still doing this.  You don't call me a liar.  You don't bring in something personal about my husband who was never anything but kind to her and her obsessive controlling husband.  Sure.  Smear me but not him and not the sons who were only tired of answering the damned phone.  She can call me all the names she wants but I kinda like pigfacedgranny so I win there as well.  Yes, I win.  I don't win often but this time I won.

Feels good to get that all out.  Anyone who reads this and knows me from way back when also knows of this person.  Just be grateful she's moved on from the Big List.  That is all.