I know I shouldn't laugh but I just can't help it but lately, in the news, there has been a story about cannibalism. Seems a Morgan State student was beaten over the head with a baseball bat. Now I would have just taken it as a guy hitting another over the head with a baseball bat but WAIT!! No! We can't have just a case of assault. The reason the batter hit the student is to prepare him for being eaten. Seems the batter claimed that he had eaten someone else not to long ago and, of course, he was tenderizing the student.
What is even funnier, unless you are the battered student, is that the batter was in jail for the first attack and was OUT ON BAIL!! Since prisons are always yapping about over crowding, why not tuck a few cannibals and and among the population and let them take care of the over crowding.
I am sure this is probably a serious matter but this is Maryland for god's sake, 45 minutes to DC and CANNIBALS?????????
When's lunch?
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